I decided to separate out my writing blog with my more politics/philosophy centered blog. One of my favorite series is the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. In the final book (buy it and read it if you haven’t already) we learn that my favorite character, the centaur Foaly, runs a site called horsesense.gnom . When thinking of a good name for a politics/philosophy site, I settled on this. Enjoy!
May 6, 2008 at 1:11 am |
you are very wrong thinking that it is just a story. (i gave it a fake e-mail in case you were wondering)
February 22, 2011 at 9:04 pm |
Foaly, are you trying to let humans find out about the People?
October 1, 2011 at 1:02 am
Even if hes not, its a bit late now.
January 4, 2012 at 3:23 am
True.
January 13, 2012 at 4:39 am
Yes, Foaly, the Mud men are coming. Prepare to have all your lollipops and gold bars stolen!
P.S. Artemis, “lollipops” isn’t a very good word for a criminal mastermind.
June 9, 2008 at 1:53 am |
Very cool, so I am wondering, do you update this site often?
June 19, 2008 at 6:12 am |
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Antipollution.
November 13, 2008 at 8:08 pm |
artemis the most deadly human in existence to the fairy People
November 15, 2008 at 10:55 pm |
I agree. Foaly’s the best character.
November 27, 2008 at 2:47 am |
I like all characters except the evil ones
November 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm |
Actually, the site “horsesense.gnom” really does exists and is run by Foaly, the centaur. It is broadcasting from the same human satellites that run the Web today, but it is encrypted by a state of the art encryption technology(programmed by Foaly, of course) which surpasses even U.S military standards, so much so that even the most advanced Web browsers found in supercomputers today are not capable of finding so much of a signal from it. What you’ll get, instead, is OpenDNS.com
February 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm |
To fans of the Artemis Fowl series, I suggest visiting Eoin Colfer’s website. By the way, it’s pronounced ‘Owen’.
February 1, 2009 at 6:05 pm |
Artemis is my favorite character. He’s the best juvinile criminal genuis/saver of the fairy race eva!!!
November 21, 2009 at 3:42 pm |
me to
February 11, 2009 at 12:40 am |
I HATE ALL OF MY FANS SO JUST LEAVE!!!!!! fORGET ABOUT ALL THE OTHER THINGS I SAID!!!!! I HATE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!
November 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm |
sorry… al stop
November 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
your bigest fan
February 21, 2010 at 4:45 am |
OK artemis impersonator,
nobody will talk to you anymore but the real artemis is the bigger person and he will have his vengence. so maybe it is you who should leave.
unknown
March 23, 2010 at 9:47 pm |
shut up dumass
March 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm
again above comment is for impersonator
August 12, 2010 at 10:57 am |
I LIKE THE REAL ARTEMIS!
SHUT UP OR I (BUTLER) SHALL FIND AND KILL YOU
August 12, 2010 at 10:59 am
WHEN I SAY I LIKE HIM I MEAN HE PAYS ME GOOD
JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GET TO HIM OVER ME
August 14, 2010 at 11:23 pm
ya um hi Domovi can you tell eoin that he needs a better artemis actor? well i mean if you are authentic that is. thanks!
sincerely,
unknown butler
August 15, 2010 at 7:23 am
THAT IS SETTLED THEN, COMRADE
February 22, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Helena, are you saying that I am not a good actor of myself. Eoin had originally said that he would get his son to play me, but then decided that I, Artemis Fowl, would look more like Artemis Fowl than his spoiled little brat.
February 22, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Helena, are you saying that I am not a good actor of myself? Eoin had originally said that he would get his son to play me, but then decided that I, Artemis Fowl, would look more like Artemis Fowl than his spoiled little brat.
July 9, 2011 at 12:58 am
shut up impostor
October 1, 2011 at 1:05 am |
Shut up of pis off, U ASSWIPE!
November 8, 2011 at 1:26 am |
fuck you fuckers! PEACE!!! THE WORLD IS ROUND AND LET IT BE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS DEAR FOWLFUCKER AND FREINDS!!!!
February 11, 2009 at 12:43 am |
leave my artemis alone people i know ur all fans but u all are probably ugly nerds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm |
your caling Artamis a big ugly nerd? i disagry
July 31, 2010 at 7:28 pm
it’s a shame that, for someone who reads a lot. you can’t spell.
March 23, 2010 at 9:48 pm |
Oooh! sumones getin angry
February 11, 2009 at 12:44 am |
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihi
February 11, 2009 at 12:46 am |
Dont read artemis fowl or ull die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hohohoho
August 17, 2010 at 6:10 pm |
OK Mister, you’ll pay for that! Domovoi and Juliet Butler will have something to say about that!
February 11, 2009 at 12:47 am |
Dont read artemis fowl or ull die …………….. AGAIN
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ho
November 8, 2011 at 1:27 am |
hoe hoe hoe
February 11, 2009 at 12:48 am |
Dont read artemis fowl or ull die …………….. AGAIN
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ho wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooowwwoooooowwwo
November 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm |
shutup
January 8, 2010 at 9:36 pm |
I’m jewish and I read the books, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
March 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm |
Ive read the whole series 3 times and im not dead so HA. hang on why am i transparent? oh crap i am dead
February 13, 2009 at 2:46 pm |
Foaly is AWESOME!!!!!!! FOALY I LUV U!!!!!
March 23, 2010 at 9:44 pm |
thanks
April 18, 2010 at 1:10 am
oliver/arty?^
April 25, 2010 at 12:42 am
Yes its me. Sorry for impersonating but I just had to do that
May 1, 2010 at 2:57 am
oh its okay i wasnt accusing.
February 22, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Oliver, whoever you are, HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE ME! If you continue putting my name before yours as your name, I will be forced to tell Butler to snap your neck in the most painful way he can. Trust me, you do not want that.
March 27, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Ah yes, but before I delete your supposed name from my name, you must learn the story of how my name becam transfixed with your name. You must learn of the triumph and humiliation that this story speaks of…
Your good story teller,
Oliver
PS. Look on ”About” to learn the story…
March 7, 2009 at 4:24 pm |
This IS the actual commander Root of the LEP.
if there are ANY mud men on this site, I will have them mind-wiped
Remember, I AM watching
February 21, 2010 at 4:08 am |
your dead!!!!!!!!
February 21, 2010 at 4:48 am
or are you?
kilpatoo please dont say the dramatic effect thing!
May 1, 2010 at 3:17 am
ah what the heck. kilpatoo u can do betoven’s symphony if u want to still. k?
October 18, 2010 at 12:13 am
YAY i can say do the Beethoven’s symphony! Or can I BUMBUMBUMBUM! yes i can! BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM
March 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm |
this is Commander Root of the Lower Elements Police
if there is ANY mud men on here, i will have them mind-wiped ASAP
March 8, 2009 at 12:11 pm |
OMG! AWESOME a website on Foaly!
March 17, 2009 at 6:20 am |
i will hunt every one of u down and gather all the info u have on the book ..artemis…and for root..hmmm. holly short……..
all of u will find that my grand design will affect u all….in time
March 17, 2009 at 6:24 am |
i wil;l be there when u sleep ,when you wake ,when u sit alone i will be there….u will see …eventually
am i good for u or bad for u…
what r my intentions who am i realy…
December 25, 2009 at 10:30 pm |
i know who you are… you are a giant POTATO
March 23, 2010 at 9:46 pm
haha wicked
October 18, 2010 at 12:15 am
I like potatoes because they are awsome and they have relations to socks!
March 27, 2009 at 4:08 am |
yeah thats kinda creepy…. and who IS that anyway?? eww sooo creepy….
August 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm |
juliet u r mind-wiped!! wat r u doin here??!!!
February 22, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Holly, Butler just accidentally killed Sool. No hard feelings, right?
March 27, 2009 at 4:14 am |
i will hunt u down faeries and i will get u with or without Artemis at my side. dont try ur funny little mesmer games on me again! i learned when the fairy girl made me think i was waching wrestling because its not working this time….ive got protection against the mesmer now….hmhmhm…>:)
March 27, 2009 at 4:18 am |
my big bro is old…. ew.. but hell live over 100 so mabe its ok… omg i just thought of sumthin! butler was 40 and im 18 sooo our mom was like old when she had me… or reely young wen she had Domovoi…ew
March 27, 2009 at 11:54 pm |
hmmm this human website may be too revealing…Foaly be ready for a major brain sweep…and erase the website name from the book…ok just get rid of the series.
April 4, 2009 at 10:40 am |
my god you people are unbelievably gay jesus GET A LIFE
November 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm |
shut up you are a freak
April 18, 2010 at 1:05 am |
if u think we are then why are you on here?
April 12, 2009 at 4:14 am |
dude ur mean and i suggest u read the artemis fowl series THEN u might understand…..stupid mudman….
November 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm |
i agrey
February 21, 2010 at 4:11 am |
exactly
April 12, 2009 at 4:16 am |
where is foaly? i demand to know! i am in great need of his technology at the moment…if any of u ppl know where he is do tell……
April 29, 2009 at 3:15 pm |
Great!
Artemis Fowl ist geil.!
May 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm |
Artemis I love you
May 10, 2009 at 6:10 pm |
i think arty is the best character
Smarter than foaly?
definately
May 16, 2009 at 11:22 pm |
ronald u r gross and possibly gay if u love artemis u sicko
June 12, 2009 at 1:36 am |
Hey! My fav book out of the series is probably the Time Paradox. But I love all of them! I am right now in the middle of The Opal Deception. Root, I want you to know (since I KNOW you are listening) that I cry every time I read the chapter when you get blown up, I also think you are the best Commander in LEP history.. Foaly you rock my socks off!!! Holly, you are my role model, I admire you guts! Butler, you amaze me. Juliet (a.k.a. Jade Princess), I think you are totally awesome. No.1, you are the best warlock EVER!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Artemis Fowl, Sr., you are an awesome father. Mrs. Fowl, I thank you for straightening Arty up. And finally, Artemis, there are no words to describe you, because words have not yet been invented to describe you. ttyl!
October 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm |
thats rite but Holly is the best.
February 21, 2010 at 4:16 am |
i think all of them are terrific but i think holly and artemis … are well… i agree no words can describe them!
June 12, 2009 at 3:43 am |
im in the middle on the opal deception too. its a good book and my dog loves it too. he sat on my chest looking at the book while i was reading it. Ha ha ha ha. XD.
August 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm |
i am d best character and i luv artemis! u’d c dat in buk 6!!
August 11, 2009 at 12:31 pm |
i am d best character and i luv artemis! u’d c dat in buk 6!!
hope i get 2 kiss artemis in buk 7 tooo….
March 23, 2010 at 9:51 pm |
Dear Imposter,
Please talk properly you’re giving me a headache.
Yours faithfully,
Artemis Fowl
February 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
Dear Imposter,
Yours Faithfully? If you are pretending to be me and to have my intellect, you could at the very least do something about your preposterous closings.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
April 25, 2010 at 1:00 am |
whats a ”buk”
August 13, 2009 at 1:50 am |
spartans read too….
August 21, 2009 at 5:04 pm |
So there is this site!
But its not supposed to be in the Fairy Net,thats weird…
(L-O-L)
August 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm |
YAY! Root went boom! Thank you Opal for blowing him up.(ps i do not really hate Root)
November 25, 2009 at 4:53 am |
I dont really care who blows up i just want somebody to FINALLY DIE!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
November 25, 2009 at 4:54 am |
Oink oink im a cow
March 23, 2010 at 9:54 pm
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
February 24, 2010 at 2:05 am |
first thing, oink oink? secondly, i did not want root to die in the book because i know how he was like family in the to holly.
March 23, 2010 at 9:52 pm
yh opal shudve died
April 18, 2010 at 12:50 am
ya
August 24, 2009 at 11:05 pm |
……
August 24, 2009 at 11:11 pm |
i bet ur all irish
February 21, 2010 at 4:19 am |
i am and now im glad i have somthing in common with the book!!
February 22, 2011 at 9:59 pm |
Spartan Dude-
First of all, I really hope that you know that the Spartans all died a few centuries ago… That makes you dead.
Second of all, you appear to have something against Irish people. I happen to be one, and so does Butler. When he sees you, his trigger finger might, just, slip…
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
October 5, 2011 at 2:41 am
Honestly cousin don’t you read your own books, Butler is EURASIAN.
October 3, 2009 at 5:08 pm |
well i am irish i don’t know about the rest
October 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm |
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT SENTIENT BEING ABOVE AND BELOW THE EARTH!!!
I SHALL DESTROY EVERY DIM WITTED ORGANISM (MUD MEN) ABOVE THE EARTH AND THEN TAKE IT ALL FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm |
shut your trap
March 23, 2010 at 9:41 pm
ha
December 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm |
if you destroy every dim witted organism you would kill yourself first then you couldn’t kill anyone else.
March 23, 2010 at 9:41 pm
ha ha ha
March 1, 2010 at 1:12 am |
second most intellegent. artemis is the first.
March 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Actually shes third, first its artemis, then its Foaly and THEN its opal
April 7, 2010 at 2:24 am
oh yea i forgot about him for a second sorry!
March 23, 2010 at 9:55 pm |
U STUPID
March 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm
by the way i meant the above comment for opal to solve any misunderstandings
March 23, 2010 at 9:58 pm
just to solve any misunderstandings, the above comment is for opal and no-one else
March 23, 2010 at 9:59 pm
DAMMIT MY PC IS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 29, 2011 at 12:42 am |
When you stated that you where the most inteligent sentiate being, you where adding a great fiction to yourself
October 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm |
sooo like captian Holly not short awsome! love your books good luk on nest mission!
October 23, 2009 at 10:02 pm |
nise try opal.
October 25, 2009 at 2:46 pm |
I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
December 25, 2009 at 10:35 pm |
OR WILL YOU… BUM BUM BUM BUM
April 18, 2010 at 1:04 am |
opal, no offence, but the world is under enough stress as it is and we dont need your pixie face in our mind too.
ps. im not trying to sound rude im just bored.
November 8, 2011 at 1:30 am |
punkass pixie faced bitched, go have lesbian sex with holly short then suck artemis’es 1 inch dick
November 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm |
Hey Artemis….I’m back!
December 25, 2009 at 10:37 pm |
OR WILL YOU… BUM BUM BUM BUM
December 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I mean OR ARE YOU… BUM BUM BUM BUM
November 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm |
Why do we call the… erm…hu..mans..? ( IT’S HARD TO PRONOUNCE!!!!)…mud men anyway??
November 1, 2009 at 7:05 pm |
All of you who heard me or have seen a picture of me will be mind-wiped!!! DON’T STARE AT ME, NITWITS!! IT’S BAD FOR MY SKIN!
November 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm |
im staring at your picture
November 25, 2009 at 4:57 am |
look at all that gross disgusting skin on her face! y dosnt she just take that off really take a shower!
April 13, 2010 at 11:07 am |
Shut your trap, Convict!!! I thought your skin was already ruined by working in the vineyard at Bari,Italy. One would think that being in prison in Atlantis would have mellowed you. But apparently, you are still that conceited & arrogant GIT that is in that morass you call your skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm |
Artemis, you shouldn’t have been so selfish in book 5…I really needed those truffles!!!The smooth, sweet chocolate taste…mmm…I flew all around the world to find those!!!
February 21, 2010 at 4:22 am |
you can find them all over the world!
March 4, 2010 at 11:44 pm
(go to see’s candy)
November 3, 2009 at 1:14 am |
Commander Root! I thought you died because of that god-for-saken bomb! What??!!! Opal, I thought you were in jail! They don’t have computers in there, do they? D’arvit!
November 20, 2009 at 1:38 am |
Stop swearing! What does D’arvit mean anyway?
November 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm |
hi Holly your and Artamisis bigest fans ps i can read gnomish
February 7, 2010 at 10:22 am |
so can me!
(sorry, I)
November 13, 2009 at 3:47 pm |
i have read all the artamis fowl books and two other of Eoin Colfers books
November 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm |
opal im staring at your picture
November 13, 2009 at 4:06 pm |
eww is that a zit!!!
November 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm |
artamis do you regret some of your sckemes?
November 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm |
Artamis where you born a genis or did you pick it up along away?
February 21, 2010 at 4:05 am |
dude!! i am starting to get headaches from reading all of your comments!!!
April 13, 2010 at 11:10 am
Whos telling you to read these comments?????????
April 18, 2010 at 12:53 am
….. my consience?….
ps. u are so rude!
April 25, 2010 at 12:48 am
haha. THATS WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry i got transported through the time tunnel and that age thing happened and now im 5
May 1, 2010 at 3:00 am
wow, yikes :/
November 21, 2009 at 3:32 am |
what’s D’arvit?
November 10, 2010 at 8:14 pm |
The fairy equivalent to FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
YES THAT WORD.
November 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm |
a fairy swer
November 25, 2009 at 4:48 am |
Im in the middle of the opal deception and when root blowed up i was like FINALLY somebody in this book dies! That is the first time a human or a fairy died!!! FINALLY!!!
November 27, 2009 at 4:29 am |
yup, Root is LONGGGG GGGGGGONE…
December 25, 2009 at 10:39 pm |
OR IS HE… BUM BUM BUM BUM
December 3, 2009 at 7:04 pm |
boo
December 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm |
do fairies watch the x factor because if you do i no who foaly would vote for.
December 29, 2009 at 8:42 pm |
have read all the books upto the opal deception, i found this website on first page of the prologue. its hard for me to find a good book to read cause little intrest me about most book. but since i read the first artemis fowl book i havent put these down. i finshed the eternaty code about two weeks before christmas and i was goin to go get more but my mother had already bought them for me. i thought opal deception was the last one but she walked in with more and i felt like a little kidd in a candy shop. even more when she said there were more
January 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm |
Dear fans, I am so sorry about this idiotic impersonator which goes by the name of ”Artemis” I do like my fans. In fact I love them so do not listen to that stupid creature says. He will shortly have a little visit from Butler and after that taste of my vengeful attitude I don’t think he will be insulting for a while yet.
Your criminal mastermind prodigy,
Artemis Fowl
February 7, 2010 at 10:27 am |
I’m just a fan, but my friend loves you.
I mean she Luuuuuurrrrrrrrrvvvveeeeesss you
XD
February 21, 2010 at 4:39 am
sorry i meant exept “me” and me (as in unknown) dont love you. have an exiteing life artemis.
sincerely,
unknown
February 21, 2010 at 4:31 am |
wow now every girl exept me loves you. and Artemis how you doughted that there was a teenager with your level of vocabulary, think again.
sincerely,
unknown
March 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm
your a girl butler that ur juliet !!!!
not unknown any more anananana
March 4, 2010 at 11:29 pm
actually im not juliet but she gives me good advice.
April 10, 2010 at 2:00 am
ill reveal myself.
hello im helena butler formally known as unknown butler.
April 18, 2010 at 12:59 am
and mulch, you are very random and self asorbed
April 25, 2010 at 12:49 am |
haha. I forgot how clever i am
February 22, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Oliver-
If you continue to impersonate me, you will find much more than just Butler at your door. Expect an entire LEP Squadron to arrive shortly.
A little advice… Do you know how to stop the blue rinse coming toward your house? If you say that you do, you are just providing a wonderful fiction to yourself.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
October 5, 2011 at 2:37 am
Honestly the nerve of some people attempting to impersonate my cousin Artemis. You cant simply copy that level of intelligence.
January 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm |
I am DEFINETLY watchin der Artemis Fowl movie when it comes out
February 24, 2010 at 2:11 am |
agreed and i think (if you don’t mind me saying Artemis) that the boy who played tom riddle as a kid would make a good Artemis in the artemis fowl movie because he has Artemis’ looks, vocabulary, and eye color (i think=/). so arty, please speak up if you don’t like what i’m sayin’.
November 10, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Artemis Fowl has a nose.
“AVADA KEDAVRA”?
no.
February 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm
Not only do I not like what you’re saying, but I absolutely abhor it. Do you want to know what I think? I think that you’re a pig-headed snot nosed kid who thinks that everyone else is an idiot. I think that I should play my self, personally.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
February 14, 2010 at 1:27 am |
Hey Artemis do you need a new body guard cause I know someone.
February 22, 2011 at 10:07 pm |
No, Butler would still kill anyone that you throw at him in less than 10 seconds unless he is unarmed and they have a nuke. He might win anyway. So, to answer your question, I don’t think that I need a new bodyguard.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
February 16, 2010 at 1:45 am |
By the way, Artemis… What’s the next thing we should do?
February 27, 2010 at 5:11 am |
Who are you Mo Digence are you Mulch Diggums.
March 1, 2010 at 1:15 am |
i think its the same!!!!!!!!
March 1, 2010 at 1:18 am |
my freind who has not read the book wants to say somting if you dont mind.,Hey im unknownbutler’s friend and your books sound interesting. &hi. how r ya. whats going on. lol lol lol k bye
March 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm |
I am gonna steal all your valubales
with the help of artemis
WE WILL RULE THE WORLD !!!!
Holly Short you wont catch me alive
hohahahahaha
March 1, 2010 at 7:31 pm |
U damned suckers…i’ve been watching u from the beginning …ur all gona die for messing with artemis
Mulch i’ll take my revenge for farting my face -_-
i got my sig saur with me-_-
October 18, 2010 at 12:21 am |
i got a better weapon: a coconut launcher that launches a coconut at the speed of a bullet!
March 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm |
u are more a butt than a butler !!!
March 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm |
u smell worst than bullshit
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 4, 2010 at 11:31 pm |
what the- i cant say it.
April 25, 2010 at 12:57 am |
STOP FUCKIN SWEARING. LOOL
May 1, 2010 at 3:01 am
…wow…
random
May 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
yeah sorry, I’ve been a bit insane lately. Still funny though
May 2, 2010 at 9:28 pm
ya. a little bit.
November 10, 2010 at 8:19 pm
U STOP FCUKIN SWEARIN YOURSELF!!!
March 1, 2010 at 7:35 pm |
atleast u have part of my put in your face so u could look younger !!!!
Butt Face Butler
March 1, 2010 at 7:37 pm |
atleast i dnt eat shit!!!
nd m not afraid of FIRE nd ICE u big babbyyyyy!!!!!
March 1, 2010 at 7:39 pm |
i didnt u said shit butler !!
i thought i was a proper story
u are a disgrace
who is with me against butler the ass face !!!!!!
March 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm |
i’me the hero:)
i saved artemis in the hardest time:)
nd u did eat shit in past one
M bigger than u mulch
dont mess with me:)
M a disgrace lk at u mulch u BIG BABY(SMALL BABY):P
March 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm |
if it wasnt for me u would have been rosted in the flares but i saved u all and if it wasnt for me the assassins would have killed artemis
I AM A HERO
:):D
March 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm |
WELLL SO AM I
but atleast m a gentleman goodlookin huge smart strong HERO
March 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm |
u forgot old !
and dumb
and smelly
and a mess
and a disgrace
at least i have my own life and dont listen to a kid’s orders !
March 1, 2010 at 7:49 pm |
:@
March 1, 2010 at 7:52 pm |
Ur forgetting who this kid is
This wld cost u a life time
nd lets not forget who always get humliated by ROOOT
March 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm |
shut your mouth
at least i wasnt dead then healed
March 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm |
thres no shame in that:)
atleast i’m the first human in the word to diffeat a troll with HANDS!!!!
March 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm |
butler i am your sis and i love mulch !!!
March 1, 2010 at 8:00 pm |
yh babe butler u got served !
March 1, 2010 at 8:03 pm |
Mulch u absolut doofus
haahaha
u thnk u can trick me using my sis name
well doofus wat u dnt knw every commenter has a sign color next to the comment
so i just outsmarted u mulch
March 4, 2010 at 11:34 pm |
to BUtler and mulch diggums, Will you stop your bickering?!?!?!! you sound like a bunch of ‘gulls!
March 4, 2010 at 11:39 pm |
artemis can you stop that madness for everyone’s sake?
March 4, 2010 at 11:39 pm
if u can
March 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm |
ha ha ha nice one
April 7, 2010 at 2:20 am
uhh thanks. i guess but im serious there using this thing like a argument chat site! what are they arguing about anyway?
April 25, 2010 at 12:55 am
I dunno, probably cant deside whos the gayest. haha IM SO FRIGGIN FUNNY
May 1, 2010 at 3:07 am
ok then… thx for the answer.
April 12, 2010 at 12:00 am |
this website is weird
April 12, 2010 at 12:01 am |
I like my sign. its cool
April 12, 2010 at 12:04 am |
I know how to read gnommish. I guess its kinda fun
December 22, 2010 at 7:08 pm |
Well ya dumb arse
April 12, 2010 at 12:10 am |
mulch, butler is way cooler than you so get over it
April 12, 2010 at 12:15 am |
I am the best and smartest character in the books. its very true.
February 22, 2011 at 10:10 pm |
You would be, if you were me-which you’re not. If another person starts impersonating me, Butler will be forced to contact Commander Kelp and Foaly to arrange a mind wipe of 3 continents.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
April 12, 2010 at 12:22 am |
B)
April 12, 2010 at 12:23 am |
April 12, 2010 at 12:24 am |
(^^^)
April 12, 2010 at 12:24 am |
<(")
April 26, 2011 at 9:12 pm |
Awesome penguin!
:D:D:D
April 12, 2010 at 12:27 am |
they’re arguing cause they hate each other
April 18, 2010 at 12:56 am |
ty. ^
again so rude. v
gah! im acting like im on meez!
April 25, 2010 at 12:52 am |
SHUT UP!!!!!!!! YOURE FRIGGIN DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH ALL YOURE COMMENTS ARTEMIS, YOU STUPID IMPERSONATOR
May 1, 2010 at 3:05 am
caps lock. yikes.
July 13, 2010 at 7:12 am
oliver do you still come on? good come back by the way. you were right, you are very clever. so like ya goboga
November 10, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Artemis, your netiquette is rubbish.
October 14, 2011 at 10:43 pm
trust me artemis/oliver u r the impersonater u know i could play artemis in the movie im not perfect but i could do it with some makeup
April 13, 2010 at 11:16 am |
Hey! Are’nt you the impersonator????? Man, you are one total loser. You are practically the only one who is blogging here nowadays you moron!
April 25, 2010 at 1:25 am |
I haven’t been on this website for ages. Oh, and by the way I’m posting all my posts here now because Lexi and Tori are posting their stories on About and I can’t be bothered to scroll for centuries so I can make a comment.
Sincerely,
Oliver
October 27, 2011 at 2:45 am |
I may be “an” imposter but I do admit it unlike the other scum around her. Also opal Koboi if you happen to come across this I dont think staring at you can make you any uglier than you were at birth.
May 17, 2010 at 3:33 am |
…quiet…
May 29, 2010 at 1:05 am |
It is pretty nice to meet the glamorous “Miss Short” and I’ve been reading the comments of these…”Mud Men” *gags* um yes as I was saying you must have seen me at um… Root’s Memorial Service….yes I am so sorry for bringing that up I am so sorry Miss Short.
July 13, 2010 at 7:14 am |
i miss root :’(. he was a good person. may he rest in peace.
October 18, 2010 at 12:25 am
and meet a giant potato in heaven
May 30, 2010 at 6:43 pm |
So Foaly, remember that I get out of any crimes in the past based on my deal with Holly Short. Just thought I’d remind you.
June 14, 2010 at 2:07 am |
Time to eat fairies!!!! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
November 10, 2010 at 8:23 pm |
Caviar is more ‘nommy
August 5, 2010 at 1:27 am |
wow this whole thing is all of you pretending to be opal or artemis or butler…
August 13, 2010 at 3:04 pm |
i think that all characters have their own reason for what they are doing in this book. I think that all people who are not fans should get off this site!
October 18, 2010 at 12:26 am |
and get killed by giant potatoes
November 10, 2010 at 8:23 pm
SHUDDUP about PoTaToS!
October 18, 2010 at 12:30 am |
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(srry for spamming im just showing how much I am obsessed with potatoes. Artemis should eat apotato in the series:))
November 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm |
WHOAH Mr. Potato!!!
April 26, 2011 at 9:15 pm |
well irish people do love them, no?
November 20, 2010 at 2:00 am |
Okay, everyone here is being stupid! this website is NOT for impersonating characters or arguing and insulting everyone else! Get a grip on yourselves!
November 20, 2010 at 2:01 am |
Also, I wish you would come back, Artemis and Holly!
November 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm |
derp
artmemis fowl is awesomzorz
November 30, 2010 at 11:35 pm |
artemis♥holly
December 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm |
this site rocks
December 17, 2010 at 1:53 pm |
i was wondering does any one think that there should be more books
December 17, 2010 at 1:56 pm |
I think Foaly is awesome & is the smartest person ever
December 31, 2010 at 5:49 pm |
There should be OVER 900000000 books :I
December 31, 2010 at 5:50 pm |
AND STOP SPAMMING POTATOES
February 13, 2011 at 12:56 am |
Artemis is changed now; no use denying it Trubs.
February 22, 2011 at 10:13 pm |
Mostly, At least… Very few criminal activities going on in the Fowl Empire these days. Father is changed, and I’ve changed too*.
Sincerely,
Artemis Fowl
ArtemisFowl.com
*partially
March 27, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Hello there.
Apparently you’re the new guy who’s trying to impersonate Artemis Fowl. Well you might as well just stop now because I’ve barked up that tree before…
And I was the one who reached the highest branch!
Trust me you will never be a good impersonator as me (sorry being arrogant again) So just drop the act now and you will be forgiven.
Your potentially good friend,
Oliver
March 28, 2011 at 4:01 pm |
you can fell the akwardness
April 10, 2011 at 6:16 pm |
Artemis! D’Arvit Stop giving information about the People!
April 21, 2011 at 4:16 am |
*smirks* this is more amusing than you’d think. I mean all the sparring, and all the fakers… it is very entertaining. Anyhow, if “Artemis” (the “real” one that is) is undoubtedly real, then I would like him to answer a question.
At the very beginning of this response section, you mentioned that you play yourself in Eoin Colfer’s tours and such. So, what is the whole story, are you fictional? Are Colfer’s books biographies of your life or what?
April 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm |
Artemis, how the hack do you do it?! im in school right now and i am as bored, i wonder if it is the same reason you are bored in school….. haha ya. ASL BABY!! WOO!
June 18, 2011 at 7:36 am |
Artemis and Foaly are my favourite characters. Artemis is so evil sometimes!
June 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm |
he has gotten too good for his own good though.
June 23, 2011 at 9:38 pm |
Hello good people – mud men and fairies alike
Cpt. Holly Short, Artemis Fowl II, Domovoi Butler and Mulch Diggums you are all awesome
Artemis Fowl I challenge you to a game of chess
Butler I challenge you to an unarmed fight
June 23, 2011 at 9:42 pm |
Mulch I challenge you to a digging race
Holly I challenge you to a chute drop contest
June 25, 2011 at 2:33 am
getting over our head, are we? You should be careful there. This is bound to get interesting. *Sits back to watch*
July 7, 2011 at 8:23 pm |
Artemis Fowl do you thing that Opal from the past and Opal from the future will meet?
please answer to me!
July 31, 2011 at 1:20 pm |
Would all of my impersonators please leave the sight now. The one who says that he’s Artemis Fowl, I have found a gramatical issue in what you typed. And, I am so sorry, Holly, but I must do this. They are making a movie about us! Yes, the faries and me are real. The books are non-fiction. And, I do not love any of you! I’m sorry, Argon’s coming. He doesn’t want me on the computer. Holly, Mulch, Foaly, please come visit me. No, wait don’t! I can’t trust any of you! It’s all a conspiricy against me! 555555555555555555555555555
August 2, 2011 at 7:48 pm |
Shut up. Your username is spelled wrong for Frond’s sake.
October 3, 2011 at 4:54 am |
Your spelling for site is wrong you put “sight” wouldn’t the real Artemis Fowl never misspell anything?
November 5, 2011 at 12:31 am |
FUCK YOU ARTEMIS FOWL AND GO SUCK ARTEMIS FOWL SENIORS DICK AND GO RAPE HOLLY SHORT FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 1, 2011 at 1:00 am |
CENTAURS RULE!!!
October 1, 2011 at 8:30 am |
No, Artemis rule!!!!!
October 4, 2011 at 11:55 pm |
{sigh} Simpletons.
October 14, 2011 at 10:50 pm |
ugh u morons die!
October 15, 2011 at 1:56 am |
Anyone notice there’s a tiny smiley face at the bottom of this page? I feel mocked.
November 5, 2011 at 12:28 am |
FUCKARTEMIS FOWL
November 5, 2011 at 12:35 am |
All of you idiots may shutup and leave this World Wide Website as it is full of lies and fakes.
Sincerely,
The Real Artemis Fowl
November 5, 2011 at 12:37 am |
FUCK YUUU ARTEMES FOWWL AND SUCK A HOLLY SHORTS VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2011 at 10:51 pm |
I say that foaly is a centaur with to much brains to get in his head , Artemis is a genus and the world must bow down to him , he make Einstein look like a dunderhead,holly is an elf with skills and luck,and mulch diggums will never learn
November 14, 2011 at 7:54 pm |
You are so right!
November 11, 2011 at 10:52 pm |
This blog is awesome!
November 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm |
I have the some thoughts…
November 11, 2011 at 10:53 pm |
Oh, and and number 1 is well, #1
November 11, 2011 at 10:54 pm |
I can’t wait to hear your comments, I’ll make sure to post more of my opinion every day
November 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm |
Good… Did you already read the Artemis Fowl book the last one? It is super!
November 15, 2011 at 1:16 am |
no it didn’t come out yet in the states
November 16, 2011 at 5:32 am |
I found it on internet….. It is super.
November 23, 2011 at 4:32 am |
ass
November 30, 2011 at 3:00 am |
bitch
November 30, 2011 at 3:02 am |
fuckar you bitch
November 30, 2011 at 3:04 am |
I hate people who come on here thinking they are bad ass just so the can put people down,I’m looking at you fucker you a hole
November 30, 2011 at 3:04 am |
sorry A-HOLE
November 30, 2011 at 3:07 am |
FUCKAR,you can burn in hell damn you
December 4, 2011 at 2:59 am |
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January 4, 2012 at 3:27 am |
Our boy is obsessed. Atlantis?
December 4, 2011 at 3:01 am |
You are on the naughty list for coming here, coal for all you bitches
February 4, 2012 at 10:26 pm |
How…..wonderful. Coal has always been a favorite of mine.
February 7, 2012 at 10:31 pm
Have some on me.